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Sterling:

The monkeys in our heads are rattled, they’re bouncing and swinging

out of control. Streams of thought block awareness of the moment. We’re

somnambulists in a world of persistent dreams that are not necessarily

our own. The voices in our heads are not inherently our own, and not

inherently friendly. And there are so many of them.

Conscript geeks of estonia

Estonia Considers a Nerd Draft to Staff Cyber Army – Techland – TIME.com

Cyber Defense League, a specialty military unit of IT volunteers that would help fend off similar future cyberassaults.

(More on Techland: 9 Online Scams & Cyber Assaults To Watch Out For In 2011)

The league, made up of a group of Estonian programmers, computer scientists and software engineers would be the country’s main leg of defense in the event of a second cyberwar, but an all-volunteer unit may not pack enough nerdpower for confident security. Instead, Estonian officials are considering a draft among the country’s IT work force, Defense Minister Jaak Aaviksoo told NPR this week. “We are thinking of introducing this conscript service, a cyber service,” Aaviksoo said. “This is an idea that we’ve been playing around [with]. We don’t have the mechanism or laws in place, but it might be one option.”

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Somewhat surprised that I’ve yet to encounter a gay bar, or similar, called the

Large Hardon Collider

. Too much spontaneous sniggering at the time, insufficient organization to solidify and institutionalise the bad jokes

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All great facts and personages appear twice: the first time as a hit, the second time as the cover band. Jonl

A couple of weeks ago I saw The Eggmen, a Beatles cover band here in Austin, perform “I Am the Walrus” with strings, every note in place, and I thought how much of life is like being in a cover band, trying to hit the right notes, make that perfect replication of what went before.

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Europe: Not just boring, but old:

Now the Europeans really do seem to be acting old — not

delusionary and bewildered, like the USA, but elderly, crotchety. Bent

over their knitting.

Without Americans and Soviets around to boss and screech at

them, the Europeans are obsessed with immigration and internal

minorities. It’s all about the lazy, job-stealing Polish plumber or

the North African guy next door who killed a goat in his bathtub….

Obviously immigration is a big deal for small, relatively homogenous

societies with big language and heritage issues. But something about

this pervasive anxiety really makes contemporary Europeans seem feeble

and small-minded. These used to be massive, globe-spanning,

imperial states. Even in the Cold War, they were at least the major

pieces on the planetary chessboard. Now you can ask what the glorious

European Project is about, and it’s mostly about a cushy retirement

for what’s left of their managerial class. Europe’s younger generation

is getting one of the rawest deals you can imagine.

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Adam Curtis, via Charlie Brooker:

“What I’m hoping they’ll do is pull back like in a helicopter and look at themselves and think about how they’re a product of history, and of power, and politics, as much as a product of their own little inner desires. We’re all part of a big historical age. That’s just what we are. And, sometimes, we forget.”

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I do somewhat try to overlook politicians saying silly things — most of us are intermittently idiotic, and are just lucky not to be constantly filmed. Still, when the stupid is both extreme and premeditated, we’re surely allowed a bit of mockery.

First: Michael Gove takes ‘Red Tory’ in a bewildering direction, declares himself proud to be a Maoist. Because when you’re introducing such an extreme

attack on

modernization of the education system, you run out of models to follow. And China has the best example* in living memory* of how to annihilate education (and much else) in only a few years. So of course Gove wants “

in education…to implement a cultural revolution just like the one they’ve had in China

“. [The whole article is a spectacular case of “what was he thinking?”] [via jacinthsong]

Meanwhile in the US, the incoming chair of the House subcommittee on energy and the environment**, apparently believes that the Bible guarantees us no climate change

So I want to start with Genesis 8, verse 21 and 22. “Never again will I curse the ground because of man…” I believe that’s the infallible word of God, and that’s the way it’s going to be for His creation.



The second verse comes from Matthew 24. “And He will send His angels with a loud trumpet call, and they will gather His elect from the four winds, from one end of the heavens to the other.” The earth will end only when God declares its time to be over. Man will not destroy this earth. This earth will not be destroyed by a flood. And I appreciate having panelists here who are men of faith, and we can get into the theological discourse of that position, but I do believe God’s word is infallible, unchanging, perfect.

So, in order to get him taking climate change seriously, we need him to believe we’re living in the end-times?

* Or almost; I guess the Khmer Rouge still have the edge. Fortuantely Phnom Penh wasn’t on Gove’s itinerary.

** I’ve no idea if this is an important committee, or just a dumping ground for annoying congresscritters. I hope the latter.

Google ngram

Like library_keeper, I’ve been playing with Google’s new ngram tool. This is supposed to show the historical frequency of word usage, based on Google Books. It’s briefly fun and utterly unreliable — in other words, it should be perfect for the internet.

But, after tinkering, I can’t really find much that’s both unexpected and even mildly believable. Waves of subcultures are marginally interesting, although you should porbably discount the goth revivals of 1860 and 1880. [the long and mutating history of ‘punk’, on the other hand, is genuine]. Or you could have a graph of years (1920,1930, etc), which seems to show more recent years being forgotten more quickly. And you can play off science against religion, duty against freedom, or all the isms against one another.

But basically, I’m stumped. There must be

something

interesting in there, but I can’t find it. Can anybody else do better?

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Incoming GOP House Chairs Plan to Investigate Climate Scientists, Probe Muslim “Radicalization,” Repeal Healthcare Reform

REP. JOHN SHIMKUS: So I want to start with Genesis 8, verse 21 and 22. “Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though every inclination of his heart is evil from childhood. And never again will I destroy all living creatures, as I have done. As long as the earth endures, seedtime and harvest, cold and heat, summer and winter, day and night will never cease.” I believe that’s the infallible word of God, and that’s the way it’s going to be for His creation.