The Nazis called homosexuality
sexual bolshevism
. Stalin called it
the fascist perversion
. This has all the makings of an OKCupid quiz: what political philosophy is your sex life? Are furries primitivists, and swingers syndicalists?
And what about sexual bolshevism? It might sound good, but we know it’ll deteriorate into being screwed by the Vanguard for the sake of Mother Russia. Besides, hedonism in one country is doomed. No, comrades, the true path is with the sexual mensheviks. Victory to the hedonist international!