The daily mash fantasizes about what happens when the Big Society meets de-mobbed soldiers:
Justice Secretary Ken Clarke said: “This is the Big Society sprung into hard-hitting, shotgun-pumping, no-mercy action.
“The former soldiers will return to their once-peaceful home towns, only to find police cuts have turned them into hotbeds of drugs, gambling and prostitution, probably controlled by a gang called ‘The Skulls’ with mohicans and matching leather jackets.
“That’s when our heroes spring into life — paranoid, embittered and ready to start a war