Do bowls of cherries talk, Jesus?

Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter is a fantastically wonderful film.

Given the title, it’s pretty incredible that it continues to get more hilarious and self-consciously bizarre all the way through. Begin with the lesbian shortage in Ottawa, and the punk priests on a moped who fetch Christ to save the town. You can just about cope with that, and the parable of the sandcastle, cut short by a battle with vampires on the beach. But then it goes musical for a second, and then Mary Magdalene is briefing Christ from her laptop in the sauna, and then somehow there’s a Mexican wrestler, and a talking dessert to cap the whole thing.

Thanks akonken for playing it at us!

Also, I asked John about the top floor in the Kambar – apparently they need 120 people there before it gets opened up.

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